superwholock-stuck:

MY BUS STOPPED AT A CROSSROADS ON GABRIEL STRT AND I WAS LISTENING TO CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON THEN I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND THERE WAS A MOTHER FUCKING 67 CHEVY IMPALA I THINK I ACCIDENTLY SUMMONED A WINCHESTER

(Source: ghostly-affair)

editorialhedgehog:

brainlessandbackwards:

brainlessandbackwards:

Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore

#wrath of Pluto

Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools

(Source: whatafuckinfamilypicture)

sasusexkay:

You guys ever have that OTP that is also your BroTP? Like, you don’t care how or why, just as long as they are together because they are just so perfect, as friends, lovers, brothers, parent/child or angsty worst enemies.

(Source: lustinghomosexual)

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

fuckyeahfirepokemon:

How I handle equips in RPGs

1. Main character gets the best stuff
2. everyone else gets whatever the main character doesn’t need anymore

No exceptions

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

mileyhighrus:

i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this

naniare:

• Italy once disguised himself as Romano to get try and get a hug from Germany [x]
• England loves McDonalds
• South Korea puts family first, but when it comes to Japan, he hustles more than usual [x]
• Russia claims to be bigged boned, not fat [x]
• China is extremely superstitious [x] 
• Poland’s valley girl speech is just Himaruya’s preference [x]
• Germany is so over-confident in machinery that he’s plowed his car into a bathroom while using a GPS in a car [x]
• Italy has a good head for business [x]
• Uganda, Kenya, and Botswana have canon designs [x]

Read More

thorsicle:

oedipus came in and out of the same vagina

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

cas-get-into-my-ass:

blowmeharry:

shellfish-machines:

i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want 

sanity

people are so demanding

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

roundtop:

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

#i am a haphazardly-curated collection of the mannerisms of everyone i’ve ever loved #seriously i am natural mimic and i cannot control it #i will steal your shit