Anonymous asked: What is your secret for coming out on the attractive side of puberty?
During a full moon, bathe in the menstrual blood of a virgin while beating off to videos of lions having sex. Use the fluid expelled via ejaculation as a facial mask overnight. Then tell your dad what you did and he’ll likely submit you to a mental asylum where you have a higher chance of becoming good looking because the lack of stress from public school bullies and peer pressure will potentially eliminate the unwanted appearance of pimples and forehead wrinkles. Good genes might help also